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All bird are bird, but some bird more bird than other bird
I love my psychology textbook, you guys.
(via fuzzyanus)
America in one gif
omg the eagle exploding it
How the fuck did they get a bald eagle to wear a suit AND fist bump Steven Colbert
pistachios
(via susiron)
So today this guy accidentally hit me with the door when he was walking out of a classroom and instead of saying sorry he just looked me over and said ‘pretty cute’ and walked away . And then I realized . I literally just got hit on . The pun is greater than the pain .
I guess you could say that he adores you
get out
omG
(via makuta-tobi)
> dude shows a lot of interest
> unsure if he knows im not a girl
I’m mad at the world, time to draw Pinkie Pie
(via raikissu)
SO PERFECT.
FUCK.
(Source: nomorenothin, via turbo-kong)
Sometimes I worry about dying my hair a bright colour, because I feel like my life would them turn into a bad anime.
Light years are not a measure of time.
LIGHT YEARS ARE NOT A MEASURE OF TIME. IT IS A DISTANCE.
I DONT CARE IF YOU WANT TO SOUND SCIENCY, IT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT.
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