Domain of a Bizarre Birb

May 22

catswithbenefits:

catswithbenefits:

WARNING: DO NOT KISS BIRDS

you might get chirpes

Oh no, i might have chirpies

(via dajo42)

surveycorpspetra:

kansascitywaffle:

WHO MADE THIS THING

thank you so much that I am a fuking MS WOMAN

THE ALL MIGHTY AND POWERFUL
Mr.Thing

Green Hornet.

Isnt that already a thing

(Source: coshechka, via beastygimmick)

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I NEED CHAPTER 226 OF MAGI TO COME OUT, LIKE RIGHT NOW.

This is the most american thing I have ever seen.

May 21

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handpickedhappiness:

thevoxbox:

charlesoberonn:

giftvvrap:

will you marry me = a marriage proposal
will, you, Mary, me = a foursome proposal

Will you, Mary me = Cavewoman Mary helps Will recover from his Amnesia

Will, you marry me. = Will’s time-traveling partner

And people keep trying to tell me that punctuation isn’t important

(Source: pooooop, via badhandwroter)

May 20

Describe yourself on anon and I’ll say if I’d date you.

Age, gender, height, eye and hair color, then tell me what your favorite something (hobby, class, music, etc) and what kind of date you want me to take you on. 

Ready? GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(Source: mccreechii, via otterbelle)

becausebirds:

Matrix Peacock

(Source: becausebirds, via becausebirds)

May 19

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