You did that on purpose, didnt you.
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Today we had sex ed because reasons and my sex ed teacher was like “You’re all gonna have sexual intercourse one day.” and I just busted out laughing
and then he said “Because eventually you’re all gonna kiss the opposite gender” and I doN’T THINK I’VE EVER LAUGHED HARDER IN MY LIFE LIKE I WAS DYING
STOP REBLOGGING THIS IM JUST A HELLA GAY ASEXUAL I SWEAR IM NOT LONELY ST O P
I’m reblogging because you are hella gay asexual.
(via fuckmylife5234)
when somebody acts in a way that repulses you but cant speak up about it
(via susiron)
My Uncle forgot to roll up the window to his truck, and we found this little guy inside.
He hates you.
He hates everything.
But especially you.
that owl is almost entirely head. Head and hatred.
IT’S SO CUTE
HEAD AND HATRED
(via fuckmylife5234)
Jimmy demanded to pour water on him.
(Source: glorissarodriguezc, via avianawareness)
So my brother brought home this tin space shuffle decoration and i decided to slap it on top of my universe poster.
I dont care what you guys say, But i cant help breaking into laughter everytime I see it.
So they gave me this spray to clean my piercing with.
BUT IT GOT IT IN MY EYES AND JESUS CHRIST IT BURNS.
I was suddenly messaged by two people i went to elementary and highschool with.
Im confused
They would see your undies
Thats not the point
WhTs the point
Green plastic shorts
If some dude were to wear these, then I could clearly see they’re nuts.
(via makuta-tobi)
