i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe
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travellingcompanionstephrogers:
jim fucking carrey
jim fucking carrey
I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.
This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people
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The cold never bothered me anyway
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I forgot to say i got my first Testosterone shot today!
And so the journey begins
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Anonymous asked: How are you feeling today, madame?
trashslut-deactivated20160815:
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almost forgot that I was a big fan of this robot
*edited*
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