you finally sneak into the dragon’s cave and find his treasure chest. you open it and there is just a macaroni drawing by the dragon’s son.
“ITS TREASURE TO MEEEEE” the dragon bellows
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why are the bad guys’ horses always menacing and demonic too like
is there some kind of horse breeder for evil villains
come to uncle jim’s evil horse stables: for all your villainous horseriding needs
aR E YOU THE REASON THIS IS GETTING SO MANY NOTES
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why was hannibal upset when he showed up late for the cannibal party
because they gave him the
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cold shoulder
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i’m officially procrastinating sleep in the hopes that if I stay awake, tomorrow won’t actually happen
delicious new flavor
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