new aesthetic: man covered in cacti, surrounded by confused police
I don’t understand this aesthetic.
neither do the police
New device allows brain to bypass spinal cord, move paralyzed limbs
For the first time ever, a paralyzed man can move his fingers and hand with his own thoughts thanks to a new device. A 23-year-old quadriplegic is the first patient to use Neurobridge, an electronic neural bypass for spinal cord injuries that reconnects the brain directly to muscles, allowing voluntary and functional control of a paralyzed limb.
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Oh. My. God. This is huge you guys. Everyone needs to know that we’ve made this leap! Let’s have a signal boost with something positive!!
POSITIVE SIGNAL BOOST!!!
All this fancy shit and they’re using pool noodles as an arm rest.
{ Seaworld Problems by Victor Pope Jr}
Seaworld worker: “ Sorry Shamu, we just have to let you go.”
[Shamu portrayed by viner simply wearing a black and white table cloth over his head]Shamu: [shouting angrily] “ Aw this some bullshit! What’d I do!”
Worker: “ You ate a guy!”
Shamu: “ Greg?”
Worker: “Yeah!”
Shamu: “ Fuck Greg!”
Crow babies are important
Somehow it never occurred to me that crows start out as babies.
This post makes me so angry. (Although they are painfully cute.)
These birds aren’t even remotely related to crows. Crows are born featherless. They are also typically born with blue eyes.
Not only that, but the photo on the far left isnt even the same kind of bird as the other two.
The name of the first bird is the Buff-banded rail, and the other one is called a Corncrake.
Australia always delivers. | Photo by: @alcaptures #stancenation
This car is hooped if it has to go over a speed bump
Owls Are Flying Cats
That’s why everyone is fond of owls…
Owls, symbols of wisdom, are actually really, really stupid, even by bird standards. But so fuzzy. I like the fluffy stupid killing machines.
I am afraid that I must admit, owls are quite derp in comparison to other birds.
Are owls the smartest birds? According to trainers that work with them, not by a long shot.
Parrots are easy to train and can have extensive vocabularies.
Hawks can be taught to retrieve objects.
Even pigeons are used in behavioral studies and can be conditioned to obtain a reward by carrying out certain actions.
But most species of owls can’t be trained to do even the most rudimentary tasks. So why do we have the expression ‘wise as an owl’? The most common answer - they look smart. And what makes them look so smart? It’s their eyes. An owl’s eyes are enormous compared the size of its head. In humans, large pupils are equated with focusing and attention being paid. An owl’s large, dark eyes make it look like it is paying attention. Its eyes are also fixed in its head. In order for an owl to move its eyes, it must move the whole head. It gives an owl a intelligent gaze as it scans the surroundings.via [x]
