titaniumsweetie:

Same.

thepehbat:

So… uh…. me and my friend were talking and the topic of What if The Rock was a crystal gem came up. To which this idea came into manifestation. I’m so sorry.

Thank you, hatoful boyfriend, for ensuring that I will never trust a partridge.

flock-talk:

parrotlets in a nutshell

birdcheese:

A fresh batch.

bury-your-pasttt:

Not sure if I need sex, affection, vodka, a friend to talk with, to punch something, or all of the above.

macteenbooks:

theloa:

lucentgallivanter:

benfoldsone:

this is some horror movie shit

#Jesus is a reverse-Dracula #vis a vis appearing in photos

Examining the other evidence, we find:

• Feeds other people his own blood
• An affinity for crucifixes
• Not only able to cross water but can also walk on it

Shows up uninvited in people’s houses
Can’t turn into a bat

ambris-art:

laughhard:

My little brother made a Cesar salad.

IGETIT