Domain of a Bizarre Birb

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

ayellowbirds:

salamandertoast:

scottstilesliam:

dickmark:

dickmark:

NIKOLA TESLA IS SUPER ADORABLE HE’S JUST WANDERING AROUND AND HIDING UNDER THINGS I’M GONNA SQUEAL

I should probably specify that Nikola Tesla is a cat and Serbian-American inventor Nikola Tesla is not wandering around my house hiding under things because he is dead

I like the implication that if he were not dead he probably would be wandering around your house hiding under things

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lure him out with crackers. Tesla loved crackers.

Remember to pet him and tell him he is better than Edison

‘Cause he is <3 

I’ve been feeling really lonely the past few days, and I’m not sure why.
Even through my brother is always there when I get home and we snuggle, but it still feels empty.

A maybe its because this is the longest in my life that I have gone without frequent contact with animals.
Animal contact feels so much different than human contact.
I’m starting to collect little animal toys and plushies, and holding conversations with them.

I think my depression is coming back, and its scaring me, since I don’t know what to do about it.

parkaposy:
“Drew a space cat for the Beauty Contest on Neopets.
It was really fun drawing the dimensional look.
For those with a neopets account, you can vote for Ichamapen here:
http://www.neopets.com/beauty/details.phtml?pet=ichamapen
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Couple...

parkaposy:

Drew a space cat for the Beauty Contest on Neopets.

It was really fun drawing the dimensional look.

For those with a neopets account, you can vote for Ichamapen here:
http://www.neopets.com/beauty/details.phtml?pet=ichamapen

Couple hours left!

parkaposy:
“Drew a space cat for the Beauty Contest on Neopets.
It was really fun drawing the dimensional look.
For those with a neopets account, you can vote for Ichamapen here:
http://www.neopets.com/beauty/details.phtml?pet=ichamapen
”
Contest...

parkaposy:

Drew a space cat for the Beauty Contest on Neopets.

It was really fun drawing the dimensional look.

For those with a neopets account, you can vote for Ichamapen here:
http://www.neopets.com/beauty/details.phtml?pet=ichamapen

Contest ends at noon! Please vote if you havent already

sleepwsiri:

pro-gay:

i had to go through 13 websites to download this, bcs the official videos were restricted to the us only. so worth it

DEFINITELY worth watching

blackfashion:

blackgirlwhitespace:

whitegirlsaintshit:

bjornwilde:

akingintheshade:

sweetheartpleasestay:

underthe-eclipse:

smiles-sunsets-and-sarcasm:

That awful moment when you learn that this wasn’t scripted. That Will Smith’s character was actually supposed to brush off the whole thing, but Will’s father actually had left him when he was younger and he just fell apart on the set and the hug at the end was from one actor to another, not one character to another…


STOP SPREADING THIS FUCKING LIE. THIS WAS SCRIPTED. WILL SMITH’S FATHER WAS ALWAYS IN HIS LIFE. STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT. HE IS A WONDERFUL ACTOR AND HE MADE THIS BELIEVABLE, THAT IS ALL. FUCKING WHITE PEOPLE TRYING TO MAKE EVERY BLACK PERSON’S SUCCESS BASED IN “THIS WAS THEIR REALITY” FUCK YOU.

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His father featured on the left.

Reblogging since I spread the lie once or twice before. In fact, here’s a source for the truth.

damn son

Wow…doesn’t make that scene any less powerful….but really good to know….Feeling kind of ashamed of myself for assuming the former to be true.

thewomanfromitaly:

peridong:

agehachou:

a quick jasper make up test… i’m way not buff enough for the wife but it was fun

L I F E A L E R T

OH MY GOD NO YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

yinyu:

Dmmd - drama CD covers
masculine! do you have any good bird promposals up your sleeve?

Okay I just got a crazy idea. Find a bird toy that repeats what you say.
(”Little Live Pets” is one you can find at Toys’r’us or other stores that sell toys.)

Then turn it on and go up to who you want to ask out.
And be like “Yo my little buddy here wants to ask you something.”
Hold up that little birdy and ask them to go to prom with you. Hold the bird out to your date so the bird repeats it to your date.

Proceed to give them adorable talking birb.


If that doesn’t work, I don’t know what will.