Domain of a Bizarre Birb
coralblue-number3:
“dayandnightitsjustlife:
“aanzhen:
“agentcheshire:
“madlymiscellaneous:
“johntheitguy:
“Source required
”
Uh, guys, dihydrogen monoxide is water. Two hydrogen one oxygen. H2O.
”
Some people just want to watch the world burn
”
IM...

coralblue-number3:

dayandnightitsjustlife:

aanzhen:

agentcheshire:

madlymiscellaneous:

johntheitguy:

Source required

Uh, guys, dihydrogen monoxide is water. Two hydrogen one oxygen. H2O.

Some people just want to watch the world burn

IM LAUGHING

“remove H20 from all your products”

This is happens when people choose not to pay attention in science class. Jesus Christ.

Despite how cute this is, this probably killed the plant or that specific pod.

kittenbite:
“ this is my favorite picture rn
”

kittenbite:

this is my favorite picture rn

What's the difference between something being a bird and a birb?
Anonymous

honpun:

honpun:

e-lodicolo:

image

best answer

reblogging for educational purposes

romanumeraltwo:

does anyone else get insanely romantically frustrated, like i know sexual frustration is a thing but sometimes i get super intense cravings for soft kisses or make out sessions or cuddling naps or things like that and it’s way more frustrating to me than sexual cravings

I have more googly eyes than i know what to do with.

I have more googly eyes than i know what to do with.

h0odrich:

Maybe I should have a near death experience so my life can flash before my eyes and I can remember where I put my wallet

Had a near death experience once. Made me forgot where I put my wallet.

theshinyboogie:
“Frans Lanting: A baby albatross is weighed in South Georgia, 1989
”

theshinyboogie:

Frans Lanting: A baby albatross is weighed in South Georgia, 1989

“Your generation would probably ‘livetweet’ the apocalypse” you say, and you laugh
You mean it as an insult, and I understand,
Or you don’t
because the word lies awkwardly on you tongue, stumbles as it leaves your lips, air quotes visible
You meant it as an insult, so you don’t understand, when I look into your eyes and say “Yes”
Because we would.
It would be our duty, as citizens on this earth
to document it’s end the best way we know
and if that means a second by second update
of the world going up in flames, or down in rain, or crushed under the feet of invading monsters
so be it.
It would mean a second by second update of
“I love you”
“I’m scared”
“Are you all right?”
“Stay close”
“Be brave”
It would mean a second by second update of the humanity’s connection with one another,
Proof of empathy, love, and friendship between people who may have never met in the flesh.
So don’t throw the word ‘Livetweet’ at me like a dagger, meant to tear at my ‘teenage superiority’
Because if the citizens of Pompeii, before they were consumed by fire,
had a chance to tell their friends and family throughout Rome
“I love you”
“I’m scared”
“Don’t forget me”
Don’t you think they’d have taken the chance?
Sometimes it hurts when people scorn internet cultre (via herrsassyfras)