one time a duckling fell asleep in my frocket and it was the cutest thing ever
Ellen what the fuck happened in 1998
ellen degeneres came out in 1997yeah but ellen what happened in 2014
ellen page came out in 2014
Never challenge me to a bird pun contest.
If you do, Tucan play at that game. And from heron out, you will egret challenging me to bird puns.
Ugh, you have some gull….stop raven about your pun game…I feel ostrichized, and a bit.
Everybirdy, sit the flock down, and Owl let you in on a little secret.
I’m about to lay down some eggcellent puns.
Puns so motherfalcon fresh, it will leave you feeling Hawkward and Bittern.
Loneliness
I realised that most of the stories I’ve written have always dealt with the concept of being alone; never as a bad thing, though the worst it can be is melancholic, but as a trait that somehow belongs to the main characters which they have accepted as part of their being. I could then easily how it echoed the experience of most of my entire life, being a very lonely child who kept to herself. I’m still the same person essentially, I still have mental conversations with myself (I think I’m a very funny conversationalist; too bad my social anxiety prevents most people other than my friends from enjoying it), but I’ve accepted this constant trait of being alone and managed to turn it into something that opens doors for me to experience the world in ways I wouldn’t have noticed (try being in a field looking at the clouds passing by! That’s my positive association with being alone).
Being in an age where everyone is connected everywhere and talking to everyone every time (Facebook, anyone?), it can make us more afraid of being alone than we already naturally are. We all have a need to belong to each other. At the same time though we need to learn how to belong to ourselves, and personally I find that it’s a very important especially with so many things going on we could very easily lose ourselves. Having a rich inner life is just as important as having a rich outer life, and they both inform each other.
*I may have jumbled up loneliness and being alone as being the same thing. Yeah I know!! It’s just how I experienced it; sometimes I really hate how I’m unable to easily make friends, which often makes me feel negatively isolated especially in a new environment (I was ALONE in college for a year until I found my clique). It’s terrible. But still things worked out in the end. Until it does though, make a friend out of yourself in the meantime.
A beautiful autobiographical piece by a lovely artist! <3
More Gems You Won’t Believe Are Naturally-Occurring
My God. How incredible is it that the Earth just makes this stuff? It’s like living in a video game— just below the surface are big, purple crystals. It’s no wonder that people think these give you meditative powers.
Source:/r/GeologyPorn
It’s really fun being gender fluid because I can go from this;
To this;
Like motherfucking witch craft.
