“Great things are done by a series of small things brought together.”
-Vincent Van Gogh
“I liked assassin’s creed 3 but just the Haytham pa-
"Connor is bad developed cha-“"Connor is so plain and boring"
"Connor did nothing compared to Ezio, Altair and Edward"
We can’t be friends if you talk shit about Connor.
if you’re blue and you don’t know where to go to
why don’t you go where fashion sits
excuse me?
oh fuck oh shIT GOD DAMN Fuck SHIT
Once you start dating someone its like, impossible to insult them
“suck my dick” ok
“bite me” hell yeah
“kiss my ass” sure
thats the worst shit only because my mom basically always thought I was being a little bitch when I’d complain that it still hurts your eyes
WAIT I THOUGHT IT MEANT THAT IF YOU GOT IT IN YOUR EYES IT WOULDN’T BURN (no crying)
ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT IT’S SAYING NO RIPPING?
*FLIPS TABLES* THIS IS WHY THE ENGLISH WRITTEN LANGUAGE IS CONFUSING AS FUCK I AM SO SORRY NON-NATIVE ENGLISH SPEAKERS.
Why doesn’t it say fucking anti tangle?!
I JUST MADE BOTH MY PARENTS READ THIS I AM SO ANGRY
THEY ARE ANGRY
WE JUST HAD AN ARGUMENT ABOUT ‘TIER’ ‘TEAR’ AND ‘TEAR’
THEY THOUGHT IT MEANT NO CRYING TOO
I AM SO ANGRY
BUT WAIT
When I saw the commercials, it said “No more Tears, I CAN SEE” As it showed kids wiping the suds from their eyes.
why does like every gay boy have this shirt
I’m crying bc I have this shirt
Well then, I need to purchase one of these shirts.
Science Penguin [x]
i enjoy that every single human’s reaction to penguin is unrestrained delight
And penguins lack large terrestrial predators, so their reaction to humans tends to be, “HELLO STRANGE GIANT PENGUINS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? DO YOU HAVE ANY FISH?”
SO HAPPY TO SEE SCIENCE PENGUIN ON MY DASH.
