Domain of a Bizarre Birb
donttouchmyprincessparts:
“ askthestargazers:
“ /Cute boyfriend kisses.

donttouchmyprincessparts:

askthestargazers:

/Cute boyfriend kisses.<3

Second commission for sugoi-condoms who is the sweetest.<3

Cuties 

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

berksome:

a happy couple might’ve got married today 

someone might’ve kissed their best friend and realized they are gay today

someone might’ve found out they were officially cancer free today

someone might’ve finally finished their debut novel today 

lots of interesting things might’ve happening today 

we should celebrate 

you’re the kind of person everyone needs in their lives

doritofu:
“ hifumiyamadadono:
“ buttselfie:
“ nylonsubmissive:
“ ladydontmind:
“ freeing-my-mind:
“ nep-to-the-dubstep:
“ usbdongle:
“ raphnarock:
“ I’m going to assume this has happened to anyone who’s ever cuddled anyone and has a penis.
Source...

doritofu:

hifumiyamadadono:

buttselfie:

nylonsubmissive:

ladydontmind:

freeing-my-mind:

nep-to-the-dubstep:

usbdongle:

raphnarock:

I’m going to assume this has happened to anyone who’s ever cuddled anyone and has a penis.

Source (find the exact comic yourself; at least I linked you to the webpage)

no, no, dont do this, please, if you are cuddling w/ me your boner is like a compliment and i welcome you to grind that shit into the back of my legs

same

same

if we are spooning and there isn’t a boner pressed into my butt I will assume you don’t actually like me and get really upset

Bones next to the butt are nice

Butt bones are the best bones.

where the women of tumblr make me feel better about having a boner when cuddling

imma just upload these here for personal reference.

imma just upload these here for personal reference.

Officially signed up for the Anime Revolution “Voice Actor Idol”
No chickening out this year.

Especially since I have some professional training now.

galaxymau5:

fappuclno:

hellish-deer:

ceruleanpineapple:

spiders.

they’re like tiny 8-legged cats
how can anyone hate them

smh you say that shit now but when one shows up in your room you want to pull some karate

i hate spiders but this is cute ok

nuck-me-anytime:

parkaposy:

Can some one please tell me what this neck jewelry is called? I have been looking everywhere but cant find it

Torc, neck rings, neck coils or in some tribes “Dzilla” (for married women only)

Thank you very much!