literaturewank:

“Your mom is gaaay!”

“Which one?”

“…”

[stunned silence]

Some kids are arguing on my street, one has lesbian moms. I fucking can’t breathe.

foxloft:

Cockatiel Stack, Macaw Stack, Parrot Stack! Stack all the birds!  :)  Prints available: http://foxloft.com/image/cockatielstack

smallvagina:

She got them

and the

Apple celebrity pants with the uggs?
I am so confused

latenightalaska:

jhameia:

whiny-sugar-glider:

creepylurker:

they want to go fishing but ICE

bald eagles look grumpy on their best days but this is grumpy waddling and it is amazing

he walks over to the others in the last gif like “man this lake fucking sucks”

ssamekichi:

when you loose a battle and you didnt save

hinsabbies:

“you’re only watching it because it’s gay”

avianawareness:

Bird Body Language Translator

fedoraharp:

franklyitsscarlett:

humans-of-pdx:

“I had a bacterial infection when I was two that turned into gangrene. People don’t believe all the things I can do. Like write. I have some of the best handwriting in my class.” She put her arms together to show me how she would hold a pencil or pen. 

“Are you in school?" 

"Well I just finished medical school to become a medical assistant.” Just then she got a phone call, swiped open the touch screen and effortlessly held the phone up to her ear. I waited patiently as she tried to work out some logistics with a family member. “That was my grandma. She’s on her way to pick me up and take me to my dance studio." 

"You dance?" 

"Yeah, you should come to my performance." 

I told her I would absolutely love to.

You fucking go girl.

Link to a video of her dancing

She’s a truly gorgeous dancer.