ninjakato:

ruaniamh:

kaymonstar:

I keep laughing.

HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE

“EAT THE FUCKING BISCUIT MEATBAG!!!”

I have seen this on my dashboard 5 times in the past 10 minutes.

Everytime, it has a different caption

I feel like im starting to lose interest in my school program, and it worries me. v.v

I’m too horny for the amount of sex I’m not having.

dutchster:

asmilinggoddess:

the year is 2014 AD. the human race has existed for over 200,000 years. men still think women pee out of the vagina.

neither do a lot of women

I always thought pee came from the clit, like a tiny penis

becausebirds:

importantbirds:

blue-voids:

Claire Rosen - Birds of a Feather, 2012

is it the paints? A TRUE BRIBS? ? Check out these squeakers pose SO LOVELY

I love the especially fluffy second portrait!

allykennedy96:

I’m so romantically frustrated. Like I just want someone to lay in bed with me and play with hair and kiss me and maybe touch me inappropriately because I’m also sexually frustrated.

ironcladfolly:

The director’s cut of The Green Mile got really weird toward the end.

aslightlyangryfeminist:

livingtombstone:

riathesexyman-beast:

partywolves:

thank god this is here. the youtube versions been muted

WHY HAVEN’T I SEEN THIS BEFORE

Oh, it’s back

ITS BEEN LIKE TEN YEARS

I have been looking for this video for a year

v4rd:

please watch this it’s 6 seconds long

pixieinwonderlandd:

fitchris25:

big-bad-wolf-fitness:

twentysplenty:

Pawel Kuczynski’s satirical art. Take a moment to look at these properly.

Now THIS is worthy of being one of my favorite posts of all time on tumblr.

Holy wow

I never reblog posts this long but wow