Domain of a Bizarre Birb

hanmajoerin:

strexcorpstolemyurl:
goinganyways:
secondlina:
“Nope”, the anime.
Based on that hilarious text post.
would definitely watch this
irony is….she’s still the main character
She just can’t escape her fate.

jachaitravels:

I found a pile of random hair elastics at work.
So then I just-

velvetqueer:

uhmwillowsomething:
huesosmccoy:
why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that
uh
because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”
and not the slang word for the female genital region?
literally no one else knows this. nobody.

I learned something new today.

jkateel:

professorfangirl:
yug0:
THERE ARE LITERALLY TEARS STREAMING DOWN MY FACE PLEASE WATCH THIS
Oh my GOD I wish they’d done the whole song. My face aches from laughing.
This, apparently, is something they normally do lol.

zapsi:

Turns out my bird hates cameras.

ankokukyo:

I HAVE!??? tO FIND dAUGHTHER!! DAUGHTeR??????

You can tell by the way i use my walk, I’m a woman’s man. No time to talk

perks-of-being-chinese:

iguanamouth:
birds are so ridiculous how do they even all exist???
fuckin
crazy ass
bobbleheaded
tiny motherfuckin
i dont even
things that dont make any sense
dragon faced
jesus christ is that a duck
some kind of prehistoric nonsense
holy shit where is your beak even birds, BIRDS
birds are so cool omg