Birdy is always the cutest in the morning. So fluffy!
I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.
“I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?”
This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.
Gorgeous Leather ‘Wing’ Jewelry by Windfalcon
Oohoho *_*
AAAAAH!!!!
YOOOOOOOOOO *checks out commission prices* Nooooooooo
I NEED THEM ALL.
the fact that most queer characters on tv only have straight friends is so laughable to me because in my group of friends that i’ve had since middle school, all but one of us has revealed ourselves to be queer one way or another, like we subconsciously gathered together.
TV has the “token LBGTQ person” real life has the token “straight person”
It’s a cute little thing though.
Sometimes it is hard to remember that owls are incredibly dangerous predators seen by cultures throughout the world as ill omens. Especially when they look like toasted marshmallows.
My boss once described them as flying pillows filled with seething hatred.
Further confirming that owls are the avian equivalent of cats.
My grandfather claims there was a local belief that cats are owls that gave up on flying and I thought that was so fantastic
