Age, gender, height, eye and hair color, then tell me what your favorite something (hobby, class, music, etc) and what kind of date you want me to take you on. 

Ready? GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

the-love-of-this-girl:

0nlysaymyname:

i have the biggest smile on my face because of where he went with that wow i wasnt expecting oh my gosh im so happy this happened

Boom!

avianawareness:

Taking off (by phatography1)

galapogostiks:

GUYS

HOLD YOUR FUCKING HORSES

I HAVE MANAGED TO PINPOINT ONE OF THE BIGGEST TURNING POINTS IN COMEDY HISTORY

wtfevolution:

Look, evolution, we’ve talked about this. You can’t just slap some makeup on an ostrich and then pretend like it’s a totally different bird. Call it a “seriema“ if you want to, but come on; we know.

vineofficial:

This is fucked up
This fucked me up

becausebirds:

sushinfood:

please watch this video of two parrots laughing like women having fun as they explore a litter bin

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

becausebirds:

importantbirds:

pity-sex:

We watched some episodes of sailor moon and i went to go pee, found her in my bag

She’s been in it for hours

When discovers the Back Pack, WHAT HAPPEN after but twirl turn into POWERFUL SUPER LADY this is method of Owl Trandform!

Barn Owl is excited for the new Sailor Moon Crystal show.

chocobos-say-kweh:

I AM IN ACTUAL TEARS CRYING AT THIS. IT’S SO FUCKING FUNNY. WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY. SOMEONE HELP ME *GASP*

firelorcl:

vortexanomaly:

the crumb

this is the most intense photo i’ve ever seen