communistbakery:

astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day

Someone who has never seen Kill la Kill, explain this scene.

spicy-vagina-tacos:

actionables:

Imagine having sex to Cotton Eye Joe playing in the background

where did she cum from

Isnt Cotton eye joe about getting an STD

hailhallucifer:

songofages:

mongoosewillygraham:

casspie:

I paused Frozen and I think I found Hannibal

oh m y god

I can’t eat any of these people.

More like “dammit my food’s getting cold!”

chookypoow:

Eeveelutions everywhere (*^*)

becomingdanni:

brinconvenient:

tofuboots:

trans-form-ed:

arra-tech:

You forgot Walgreens

See future posts! :)

RIP Borders, but I’m here to add Chase Bank and Whole Foods!

Capitol One mandates that any insurance they offer covers transition relayed expenses, including srs and top surgery.

This is important.  This is so fucking important.  I don’t normally reblog stuff but this is REALLY IMPORTANT! 

You can add Michaels to that list! They gave me a name tag with my preferred name and they try their best to call me with my preferred pronoun.

chrybo:

lavender-ice:

on my way to the emergency room

Excellent.