Scorpia may be pointy but cats were MADE for sleeping in uncomfortable places and Catra is taking full advantage :’)
(Scortra cuddles for another ko-fi request by @slothteeth i hope you like it!)
twenty-three-helicopter-drivers:
This doesn’t sound like it was composed by a human
That’s ‘cause it was composed by the spider wizard
witches and cowboys are the same entity but just separated at night and day.
Could you kindly elaborate on that please
- Big Silly Hats
- Dangerous aura
- Wands | Guns
- Midnight | High Noon
- Robes | Ponchos
- Stockings with boots | Chaps with boots
- Magic Incantations | Yeehaws and slang
- Brews Potions | Brews Alcohol
- Rides brooms at night because horses are sleeping
- Rides horses at day because brooms are recharging
- Can’t swim
Moonshine is an alcoholic potion brewed by witches and cowboys; “Moon” to represent the Witching Hour, and “Shine” for sunny High Noons.
Rootin’, tootin’, toil n’ shootin’
Fire burn and cowboy bootin’
Eye of newt and spicy beans,
Toe of frog and denim jeans,
Whiskey, grits, n’ demon spittle
tossed into my iron griddle
With the tannin’ of our hides,
Somethin’ wicked this way rides
Yeeeehawww fillet of damn fine steak
On that fire, grill and bake
I’m crying y'all look at this cat that just entered our foster program
He beans too many for he gotdamn him!!!
Motherfucker will be unlocking doors n shit
