Brendon Urie realizing he shouldn’t have just said “whore” during an on-air performance.
This always makes me happy.
The way he is using that mic is making me so angry
after years of demand, scientists have finally perfected hoverboards. one glorious day, the world’s press gathers and peoples of every nation watch in anticipation. suddenly flying fucking pigs fly out. pigs. pigs everywhere. holy fuck. it’s a mess. it’s a massacre. it’s a messacre. one scientist grabs a microphone and speaks to the horrified world.
“WE HAVE MADE A TERRIBLE MISTAKE. WE THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WANTED HOVERBOARS”
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“i try to steal from people but i keep accidentally assassinating them” a novel by me
I am slightly afraid.
“i forgot to mention i was playing a video game please don’t call the police” a sequel also by me
