farorescourage:

akakioga:

janersm:

sexting-inchurch:

beautilation:

banasmagiccastle:

sarcasminc:

arigoato:

funny text posts arent my

Puns like that could get you in

give it a

Yeah I think the joke might be falling

This would probably be a lot funnier if I could read sheet music

It’s no one else’s fault that you aren’t that

How many times are these jokes going to 

wehidebehindstars:

It really confuses me how this is a bird

But this is also a bird

But this is a bird, too

and also this

People are always talking about cats like “wtf even are cats” and “how are cats real”

but we should really be talking about birds. 

Wtf are birds?

adhoption:

river-b:

motherfuckinoedipus:

abnels:

memeguy-com:

You win this round cheese

actually that is a rectangle cheese

[oxford comma laughing in the distance]

[vocative comma wondering what oxford comma thinks it’s doing here]

I already reblogged this for the pun but I’m reblogging again for the sick punctuation banter

rintaro113:

洗濯物を部屋干ししたら、その下で文鳥が首をかしげすぎて大変。

astronomy-to-zoology:

Brazilian Merganser (Mergus octosetaceus)

…a Critically Endangered species of typical merganser (Mergus spp.) that is native to central-south Brazil and adjacent regions in Paraguay and Argentina. Like other mergansers M. octosetaceus is a predator and feeds mainly on fish, using its serrated bill to hold on to its slippery prey. Brazilian mergansers are also known to eat molluscs and insects as well. Brazilian mergansers typically feed in groups and will catch fish by diving. Brazilian mergansers are typically seen near rivers and streams with rapids and excess vegetation. 

Currently Mergus octosetaceus is listed as Critically Endangered. This is mostly due to the fact that they are very sensitive to habitat degradation and loss due to human actions. And as such silting of rivers is becoming a major threat to their survival. 

Classification

Animalia-Chordata-Aves-Anseriformes-Anatidae-Merginae-Mergus-M. octosetaceus

Image: Prof. Sávio Freire Bruno

byunbaekme:

baekenstrip:

yeolthatjoint:

Now we know

my life has been a lie

a lie

Are those pokemon