Domain of a Bizarre Birb

flowury:

i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe

travellingcompanionstephrogers:
“ chafing-nipples:
“ modmad:
“ nooby-banana:
“ becauseimdavefuckinstrider:
“ jim fucking carrey
”
jim fucking carrey
” ”
I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was...

travellingcompanionstephrogers:

chafing-nipples:

modmad:

nooby-banana:

becauseimdavefuckinstrider:

jim fucking carrey

jim fucking carrey

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I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.

This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people
adiostoreadumb:
“ The cold never bothered me anyway
”

adiostoreadumb:

The cold never bothered me anyway

I forgot to say i got my first Testosterone shot today!
And so the journey begins

t0gekisses:

lettherebedoodles:

Disney Princesses… ish.

(( Continuation of my Disney Prince Series, but this time with the “ladies” XD.  As for names:

Row I: Charm, Joan, Philippa.

Row II: Aliah, Adalyn, Erica.

Row III: Harmonia, Phoibe, Navya.))

I love this

How are you feeling today, madame?
Anonymous

accio-superwhomerlockid:

theroachsalad:

saraunderthesea:

mothercheesus:

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press play and watch the gif. 

just trust me.

IF TUMBLR HAD A HIGHLIGHT REEL THIS WOULD BE IN IT

It’s on my dash again
i missed it 

ITS BACK

The unwritten rule of Tumblr that this post must always be reblogged

sakimichan:

Late Valentine picture XD;;; Hope you guys enjoy <3

Just wanted to do something sexy but yet appropriate for Mister Jack Frost and Elsa, the snow queen ^_~

Their Love is Melting the snow…

discommunicator:
“ almost forgot that I was a big fan of this robot
*edited*
”

discommunicator:

almost forgot that I was a big fan of this robot

*edited*

otterbelle:

otterbelle:

Happy Valentines Day followers!!! I took the opportunity to doll myself up for my skype date tonight with my cutie pie when he gets off work. Gonna have a romantic dinner of Subway and then watch a lovely Ghibli movie of his choosing.

Have a wonderful day, even if you don’t have a special someone yet <3

Reblogging for the midnight crew lol