This otter is basically how I feel when a girl tells me I am a cutie or we cuddle and I am the little spoon. I like to be the manly man and hold my girl but if you also are a dude who says they don’t enjoy being treated like this tiny baby otter by yo girl you are lying.
today i learned domesticated talking birds that escape are teaching wild talking birds expletives that sometimes become that flock’s group call
can you imagine being out on a nature walk and randomly hearing a group of birds screaming HEY ASSHOLE
oh my god
