I TOTALLY FORGOT I HAD THAT AS MY MOTTO OR WHAT EVER, SO NOW EVERYONE THAT WALKS THROUGH SAYS THIS AND IM TRIPPIN BALLZ.
My dad and I were in a hotel and he tried the coffee and smiled and said “ahh, it’s like making love in a canoe.” and I said, “it’s that good?” and he stopped smiling and looked me in the eye and said, “no, it’s fucking close to water“ before pouring it down the drain really dramatically and walking away.




