Domain of a Bizarre Birb

otterbelle:

j-a-s-m-i-n-e-k-a:

OH MY GOD SO I STARTED WATCHING SNK AND THESE TWO TITANS LOOK LIKE THEY’RE A FUCKING SUBURBAN MARRIED COUPLE GOING PET SHOPPING LIKE

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“Oh honey look at this one”

“Billy would just love this one!”

“For dinner.”

tinyredbird:
“ melodiousjustice:
“ ranyakumo:
“ 4chanofficial:
“ SHIT SHIT SHIT
”
all those years of smashing pots are coming back to bite link in the ass
”
all around me are familiar vases.
”
jenna
”
I cant even see the picture, im just reblogging...

tinyredbird:

melodiousjustice:

ranyakumo:

4chanofficial:

SHIT SHIT SHIT

all those years of smashing pots are coming back to bite link in the ass

all around me are familiar vases.

jenna

I cant even see the picture, im just reblogging for those comments

revengeance:

thechocoboforest:

if i’m remembering it right, the american branch always tries to change kirby from this happy-go-lucky sort of expression to a tough look

and that’s hilarious because kirby is literally this tiny pink thing

Kirby is very excited for his new trip until he’s reminded that his destination is fucking America

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kristinkemper:
“ sweet dreams!
”

I miss the days when you could “MMD” and you would get cool dances instead of stupid videos.

notchicken:

punning should be an olympic sport please hear me ancient greek gods and make it so

clara-impossiblesoufflegirl:
“ seerofsarcasm:
“ nesquiksand:
“ with-fronds-like-these:
“ sinking-memories:
“ I don’t know if you guys know this or not but the girl and the sailor didn’t even know each other, the sailor was drunk and sexually...

clara-impossiblesoufflegirl:

seerofsarcasm:

nesquiksand:

with-fronds-like-these:

sinking-memories:

I don’t know if you guys know this or not but the girl and the sailor didn’t even know each other, the sailor was drunk and sexually assaulted her in the street and they got off the boat. history lesson. boom.

UM

NO

THAT’S NOT WHAT HAPPENED

Upon hearing the news that the war was over, everyone was celebrating in the streets. The sailor was overwhelmed with the joy of the moment and grabbed a nurse and kissed her before they parted ways. She didn’t see it as a sexual assault, she understood that everyone was celebrating. And it certainly wasn’t simply a drunken act.

Stop trying to ruin this picture. It captures the joy of the end of a really awful time. 

If I’m not mistaken, these two remain friends to this day. 

You aren’t mistaken, they visit each other and their families and exchange christmas cards.

And this is him now:

GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT PEOPLE. LORD

seifukucat:

i know it’s a crime to steal board games but that’s a Risk i’m willing to take