Domain of a Bizarre Birb

iamtrashlordfearme:

ladyofnonsequitur:

That nonsense post about tetrachromatism is going around again. Here’s a link to a “why that post is nonsense” essay someone posted two years ago as my tiny, futile effort to stop it!

Oh ok

kasaron:
“ amydentata:
“ nfdystopian:
“ impossibletospell:
“ gxesio:
“ deaexlibris:
“ acquaintedwithrask:
“ thatssoscience:
“ Slime mold was grown on an agar gel plate shaped like America and food sources were placed where America’s large cities...

kasaron:

amydentata:

nfdystopian:

impossibletospell:

gxesio:

deaexlibris:

acquaintedwithrask:

thatssoscience:

Slime mold was grown on an agar gel plate shaped like America and food sources were placed where America’s large cities are. 

The result? A possible look at how to best build public transportation. 

I just really like the idea of slime mold on a map of the US. It’s beautiful.

I’m—

holy shit

I have a raging science ladyboner right now.

I’d love if we could do it on a state-by-state basis.

That same slime mold once affirmed that the Tokyo subway is pretty well-designed.  

Using slime molds as a calculator.

Using slime molds as a calculator.

Using slime molds as a calculator.

Natural computation: it’s a thing, and it’s awesome. What is the universe but a really, really complicated computer?

I love this.

tastefullyoffensive:

Instruments Renamed for Accuracy (via WalkingSoliloquy)

Previously: Animals Renamed for Accuracy

birds-of-prey-daily:

yakdad:

i heard u were talkin shit about secretarybirds

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how could anyone not love these amazing creatures i mean just look

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so beautiful

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so majestic

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look this one is laughing!!!!

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this one is stomping a motherfuckin’ snake like A BOSS

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((ok that snake is rubber but IF IT WERE A REAL SNAKE THAT BIRD WOULD STILL STOMP THE SHIT OUT OF IT I MEAN LOOK THIS IS THE AFTERMATH OF SOME GENUINE BADASS MOTHERFUCKIN’ SNAKE STOMPING))

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u go motherfucker eat that fuckin’ snake hell yeah!!!

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this one likes modern dance

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this one’s GOTTA GO FAST!!!

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THIS ONE DOESN’T EVEN GIVE A SHIT ABOUT GRAVITY IT’S GONNA FUCK UR ASS UP

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in conclusion: MOTHERFUCKIN’!!!!!!!!!!!

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SECRETARYBIRDS!!!!!!!!!!!

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thank u and goodnight

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I can’t stop laughing. I had to share this. 

nikiforoov:

                                                 stammi vicino, non te ne andare
                                                            離れずにそばにいて
                                             stay by my side and never leave me

                                                                     aria / duet

singoallala:

tasteslikeanya:

end0skeletal:

Have some weird-lookin’ birds.

1. Potoo
2. Knobbed Hornbill
3. Superb bird of paradise
4. Andean cock-of-the-rock
5. Magnificent frigatebird
6. King vulture
7. Bearded vulture
8. Cassowary
9. Shoebill
10. Rhinoceros hornbill

I always like how millions of years of evolution for these weird birds all depended on the female birds being like: ‘Yeah, that’s fucking weird as shit, I’d tap that.’

Now imagine dinosaurs looking less like crocodile handbags with legs and more like these guys. :D

helmip:
“drew this meme bird; they’re apparently called Canuck and they have a facebook page you should visit (•́⌄•́๑)૭✧
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helmip:

drew this meme bird; they’re apparently called Canuck and they have a facebook page you should visit (•́⌄•́๑)૭✧

byesexualroymustangs:

byesexualroymustangs:

baby toucans are so unspeakably cute

look

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