I think its hilarious that I will never get away from being called gay.
First as a girl for being more masculine than the rest.

And now as a man, people will still think im gay.
Probably because GURL, THOSE SHOES DONT MATCH YOUR DRESS.

tumblrbot:

THERE’S NOTHING AUTOMATED ABOUT ME, MEATBAG.

143gel:

Oh no I spilled water all over my chem notes

otterbelle:

HEY GUYS!! THE PLANE TICKETS ARE ON SALE RIGHT NOW AND I’M LITERALLY SHORT $100 TO GO!! I HAVEN’T BEEN TO A CONVENTION SINCE LAST SAKURA CON AND I’D LOVE TO GO TO THIS ONE SINCE IT WOULD BE REALLY AFFORDABLE FOR ME THIS TIME AROUND!!

SO IF YOU’D LIKE TO PLACE AN ARMSOCK COMMISSION TO HELP ME OUT THAT WOULD BE FANTASTIC!!!! <3

welcometoassgard:

alphacaeli:

snarkinthewater:

Adam Savage dipping his fingers into a pot of molten lead. Immediately prior to submerging his fingers in the lead, he wet them with water, which will form a thin protective layer of water vapor on contact with the lead, which was heated to 850 degrees Fahrenheit. This is known as the Leidenfrost effect.

Ladies and gents, I give you SCIENCE.

travelwedo:

Guy walking his savannah cat in Brooklyn like it’s no big deal. I hope my fascination with the creature communicated to him otherwise.

#bethegetsthisallthetime

xanderthegreatest:

torack5654:

get-nerdy:

mewtoot:

garrettgregg:

mewtoot:

for the longest time i thought shoes on a telephone wire was just people getting rid of their old shoes in a cool way

It’s not?…

no it means that someone sells drugs nearby

my life is a lie

Wait that….holy fuck I used to see 10 pairs on one street and I never knew?!?!? The fuck!

It also sometimes means the owner of the shoes was murdered.

Depends on the block

zeldacharm:

video game logic

dicksplit:

True gay

equiuszahhax:

things not to say when someone comes out as trans

• can i keep calling you *insert birth name*?
• do i HAVE to use *insert preferred pronouns*?
• it’s just a phase

Also “But you looked so pretty as a girl!”