Domain of a Bizarre Birb

grandtheftwentz:

night-people:

xharries:

Put a letter from A-Z in my ask and I’ll tell you 1 thing I love which starts with that letter.

THIS IS CUTE PLEASE

PLEASE

Step one of dying my hair blue.
Whilst looking like a creep.
I tried my best stupid face.

Step one of dying my hair blue.
Whilst looking like a creep.
I tried my best stupid face.

shota-nuggets:

mattsonf:

me

What I imagine lolitas to be like

holdmyfeels:

Ylvis asks the real questions.

This is how I sleep at parties.

This is how I sleep at parties.

agma91:
“Rutina del dia
”

agma91:

Rutina del dia

smallswell:

HI I AM A DUDE PLEASE STOP CALLING ME MA’AM

I think about having top surgery a lot.
Specifically the stories i will come up with about the scars when people ask.

I have settled with the idea of saying “I was attacked by an ambidextrous asshole.” For my story.
Sounds legit.

Shit sticks, Im really starting to feel that gender dysphoria.
Im totally fine with whats in my pants. And i don’t think i’ll get the bottom surgery.

But when ever i take my shirt off to step into the shower, it hits me.
Boobs. The curves. I cant stand them. Nothing is as uncomfortable as feeling my breasts move.
There shouldn’t be anything there.