life-with-birds:

Custom handmade bird crafts made from clay, perfect for Bird lovers’ Christmas gifts! Check price list and more info on my blog here: http://cutebirdfigurines.blogspot.com/ 

Thanks for reblogging, @lotsandlotsofbirds

tinynestling:

axysnakes:

firebandit-shitposts:

tinynestling:

How to make a birb beep.

@birdscreech

Why didn’t I know this got so popular? *preens self*

sirartwork:

reblog for noises

just-a-useless-lesbian:

maghrabiyya:

maghrabiyya:

maghrabiyya:

maghrabiyya:

maghrabiyya:

i drew a pigeon on ms paint when my internet stopped working do you guys like it

i drew pigeon some papaya to eat

I drew pigeon a friend

he brings kiwi

crow brings a single cherry to the party because it was so last minute and this is all he had in his nest

robin was going to bring a slice of bread that she found in the park but she ate it on the way there

can greg come too?

hankthebird:

bob-artist:

bob-artist:

I just made the mistake of sneezing in my bedroom.  The birds now know that I’m awake, and Morning Scream Fest has begun.

Morning Scream Fest usually starts between 7 and 8am at my house.  Today at 7:35, I realized it had been awfully quiet.  Had I just been so quiet working at my computer that the birds didn’t realize I was awake?  So I performed an experiment.  Out of nowhere, I started yelling, “BIRDS!  BIRDS!  BIRDS!”  And then I yelled their names.

And I was met with ABSOLUTE SILENCE from the birds.

Then I ran down to check on them because I was like “they’re not screaming, wtf are they okay???” and I started to get worried.  But they were totally fine and awake.  Just confused.  Apparently birds don’t know what to do if you scream in the morning before they do.

But then I realized the horrible truth.

I had become one of them.

I am one of them now.

I scream.

I have lived this many times

mydruidlife:

In fairy tales it always pays to take heed of the animals of the wild.

aurol:

one of the worst feelings ever is being in your own house and feeling like you need to go home

buttemblem:

fuckyeahdementia:

my life is now complete

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kiyoshis:

character development

(majiburger is my twitter handle!)