Domain of a Bizarre Birb
Some real creepy questions, I will answer any.
1. Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?
2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now?
3. When’s the last time you were aggravated and happy at the same time?
4. Would you ever smile at a stranger?
5. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?
6. Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today?
7. What exactly are you wearing right now?
8. How often do you listen to music?
9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more?
10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2013?
11. Are you a social or an antisocial person?
12. Have you ever kissed someone whose name begins with the letter ‘A’?
13. What about ‘R’?
14. Can you drive a stick shift?
15. Do you care if people talk badly about you?
16. Are you going out of town soon?
17. When was the last time you cried?
18. Have you ever told someone you loved them?
19. If you could change your eye color, would you?
20. Is there a boy who you would do absolutely everything for?
21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having.
22. Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead?
23. Are you dating the last person you talked to?
24. What are you sitting on right now?
25. Does anyone regularly (other than family) tell you they love you?
26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?
28. Do you get a lot of colds?
29. Where is the shirt you are wearing from?
30. Does anyone hate you?
31. Do you have any empty alcohol bottles hidden somewhere in your room?
32. Do you like watching scary movies?
33. Do you want your tongue pierced?
34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be?
35. Did you have a dream last night?
36. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
38. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
40. Did you have a good day yesterday?
41. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship?
42. In the next 48 hours, will you hang out with a girl?
43. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
44. What’s the best part about school?
45. Do you have any pictures on your Facebook?
46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school?
47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head?
48. Were you single over the last summer?
49. Is your life anything like it was two years ago?
50. What are you supposed to be doing right now?
51. Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with?
52. Are you nice to everyone?
53. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
54. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
55. Are you good at hiding your feelings?
56. Do you think you like someone?
57. Have you kissed someone whose name starts with a ‘J’?
58. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys?
59. Has anyone of your friends ever seen you cry?
60. Do you hate anyone?
61. How’s your heart?
62. Is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about?
63. Have you ever cried over a guy?
64. Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now?
65. Are your toenails painted pink?
66. Will your next kiss be a mistake?
67. Girls love it when boyfriends cry; correct?
68. Have your pants ever fallen down in public?
69. Who was the last person you were on the phone with?
70. How do you look right now?
71. Do you have someone you can be your complete self around?
72. Can you commit to one person?
73. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?
74. Have you ever felt replaced?
75. Did you wake up cranky?
76. Are you a jealous person?
77. Are relationships ever worth it?
78. Anyone you’re giving up on?
79. Currently wanting to see anyone?
80. Name something you have to do tomorrow?
81. Last person you cried in front of?
82. Is there someone you will never forget?
83. Do you think the person you have feelings for is protective of you?
84. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now?
85. Are you over your past?
86. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex?
87. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to?
88. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
89. So, the last person you kissed just happens to arrive at your door at 3AM; do you let them in?
90. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
91. Will you be in a relationship in 2 months?
92. Is there anyone you know with the name Michael?
93. Have you ever kissed a Matthew?
94. Were you in a relationship in January? How was it going?
95. Were you happy with the person you liked in March?
96. Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive?
97. Who do you have texts from?
98. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
99. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
100. Who’s in your profile picture with you?
101. Ever kissed under fireworks?
102. Has anybody ever given you butterflies?

saint-nevermore:

you know, i always knew albatross were big because they gots big wings, but i expected them to be herring gull size at most, but

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oh dear.

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sir im afraid that’s not a bird

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those are actual dinosaurs

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god is dead because albatrosses ate him

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theekingty:

☝ - How tall are you?
✔ - Sexual Orientation
🚬 - Do you Smoke?
🍷 - Do you Drink?
♒ - Do you Take Drugs?
😳 - Age you get mistaken for?
💉 - Have Tattoos?
✏️ - Want any tattoos?
✂️ - Got any Piercings?
✌ - Want any piercings?
👌 - Best friend?
♥ - Do you like anyone?
🎤 - Top 5 favorite bands?
🎶 - Top 5 favorite songs?
😒 - Biggest pet peeve?
📝 - Story from your childhood.
💬 - I wish…
‼️ - Something you’ll change?
💦 - What makes you horny?
🌟 - A wish you’ll wish for?
🔥 - Something spicy you like?
👃 You hate the smell of ….
👊 - Something you hate?
🚶 - Are you single?
💬 - Can we text?
💌 - Fan mail me?
💍 - Marry me?
💘 - Be my tumblr crush?
💭 - Favorite foods?
☀ - Story about your day.
💘 - Top 5 celebrity crushes?
🎥 - Top 5 favorite movies?
📺 - Top 5 favorite TV shows?
✏ - Random fact about yourself.
✈️ - Where are you from?
🚀 - Where do you wanna visit?
😍 - Do you have a crush?
😷 - Something you hate eating?
🙈 - What makes you shy?
💃 - Can you dance?
💏 - Do you love anyone?
👟 - Favorite shoe(s) to wear?
🌴 - A island you would visit?
🌎 - A country you would visit?
🌀 - Favorite type of weather?
🔮 - Do you believe in luck?
📱 - What kinda phone do you have?
📅 - Favorite time of the year?
📚 - Career goal you want?
🍴 - Favorite food(s) to eat?
🍭 - Favorite Candy?
🍇 - Favorite fruits?
🚘 - Dream car(s)?
🚔 - Have you ever been arrested?
🚑 - Have you ever driven in an ambulance before?
🎫 - Do you have a license?
🚼 - Do you have or want kids?
🔞 - Are you under 18?
🐶 - Do you own a pet?
😔 - Something that makes you sad?
😡 - What pisses you off?
😏 - What turns you on?
😈 - Are you a freak?
💪 - Do you work out?

dumbucket:

it makes me laugh how people portray corvids as these mysterious, badass birds but in reality they’re just

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disgustinganimals:

I don’t think that’s his real voice

negressive:

in a relationship with healthy communication, arguments should end with understanding on both ends

you have to keep the goal in mind

do you want to win? or do you want to understand that person and resolve the issue? (ask yourself once, then ask again)

the ego loves to win an argument, but relationships are not about feeding your ego

healthy relationships dilute the ego

if you find yourself arguing to win in your relationship, consider what you value more: the love you share with that person, or protecting your ego

tkingfisher:
“ fat-birds:
“ obscureliteraryreference:
“ vurtual:
“ Hands up (by Georg Scharf)
”
This is a wizard battle and no one can convince me otherwise.
”
this is the coolest bird picture I’ve ever seen
”
Holy mackerel. I don’t even know who to...

tkingfisher:

fat-birds:

obscureliteraryreference:

vurtual:

Hands up (by Georg Scharf)

This is a wizard battle and no one can convince me otherwise.

this is the coolest bird picture I’ve ever seen

Holy mackerel. I don’t even know who to bet on.

ourdailybird:
“ It’s Wrensday, and I think sometime we all need to hear “It will be OK.”
Wren thinks you’re wonderful.
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ourdailybird:

It’s Wrensday, and I think sometime we all need to hear “It will be OK.”

Wren thinks you’re wonderful. 

juliettecousin:

Flying bird assignment! Magpie version

incendavery:
“ it’s ok to slow down and process for a while
(patreon)
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incendavery:

it’s ok to slow down and process for a while

(patreon)