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hauvatiaene:
“ I am finally ready to accept my role as “Unusual Critters Posing with Plants” artist.
(it also comes on stuff!)
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hauvatiaene:

I am finally ready to accept my role as “Unusual Critters Posing with Plants” artist.

(it also comes on stuff!)

why-animals-do-the-thing:

wheremyscalesslither:

the-awkward-turt:

huffingtonpost:

11 THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW BEFORE PLANNING YOUR NEXT TRIP TO THE ZOO

If you’re like most Americans, chances are you’ve visited a zoo. Maybe you’ve only gone to one on a school field trip, or maybe it’s one of your favorite places to go, but whatever the case, zoos are popular in this country. 

To learn more about this and read the full list here.

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11 Things You Should Know Before Planning Your Next Trip To the Zoo

1. The Arabian oryx, golden lion tamarin, Puerto Rican parrot, Przewalski’s horse, black footed ferret, California condor, Wyoming toad, Panama golden frog and many other species only exist today because of captive breeding programs in zoos.

2. As the anthropogenic extinction crisis continues the list of species that only survive in captivity is only going to grow. Without zoos we might completely lose elephants, rhinos, gorillas, clouded leopards, tigers, pandas and most of the world’s frog species within our lifetime.

3. The research and husbandry practices developed in zoos is used to better rehabilitate and conserve wild animals. Much of the information we have about the dietary needs, behavior, and breeding processes of many species comes from zoos.

4. Most animals live significantly longer in captivity than in the wild. This is because animals in captivity are safe from predators (including human poachers) and receive scientifically formulated diets and the best veterinary care in the world.

5. Zoos are constantly working to improve the lives of the animals in their care through research and collaboration with other zoos. This means that zoos will only continue to get better.

6. Even if it conservation does not make up a huge portion of their budget zoos are still some of the biggest contributors to conservation. They have to spend big portions of their budget just to maintain the animals in their care (many of which are endangered) and to market the zoo so they have more money to put towards conservation and caring for their animals.

7. The portion of their budget officially designated to conservation does not include the cost of caring for endangered animals in the zoo which helps to maintain a varied gene pool in the case of extinction in the wild (which has tremendous conservation value).

8. The portion of their budget officially designated to conservation also does not include the cost of educational programs within the zoo. Educating people about endangered species makes them more likely to donate to conservation or make conservation-conscious decisions.

9. Most people don’t know that being an AZA accredited zoo means the zoo must take actions to become more environmentally sustainable. Some zoos are pioneering sustainability projects that may later be applied to other institutions.

10. Most of the examples cited to show how zoos are inherently evil are from old fashioned or non-accredited zoos (or may include very old examples or pictures taken out of context). Not all zoos are created equal; some are not good places and should either be shut down or seriously amend their enclosures and husbandry. But those bad zoos do not represent all (or most) zoos. Modern, accredited zoos have been steadily improving their enclosures and husbandry and will continue to become even better in the future.

11. People tend to not care about or protect things they have not directly experienced. Zoos serve an extremely important role in educating and making conservation issues personal. A person who has never seen a rhino or a golden lion tamarin or a mountain gorilla up close cannot fully grasp the enormity of what we stand to lose.

Jfc @huffingtonpost get your facts correct before spewing this bullshit.

Lmfao antidepressants

^ Holy smokes. Another news medium drinking the koolade. 

regalclaw:
“ a pyrrhanha
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regalclaw:

a pyrrhanha

nationalgeo:
“ Pearlescent Pair Photograph by Joel Sartore
http://photography.nationalgeographic.com/photography/photo-of-the-day/purple-glossy-starlings-ark/
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becausebirds:
“Woodpecker on Red Bull.
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becausebirds:

Woodpecker on Red Bull.

But dude, haven't you heard what happens when you turn 23?
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shubbabang:

do i get a life time supply of pizza puffs because i wont accept anything else

I hope this happens to me tomorrow

birbfriends:

blepleplepleleleleplep

the-awkward-turt:

huntersonthewing:

askfordoodles:

littlemissbloo:

whitmerule:

pardonmewhileipanic:

red3blog:

pardonmewhileipanic:

notcuddles:

nesft:

#CROW NO

Crow: CROW YES!

It’s actually impossible to measure how many fucks a corvid give because there is no device sensitive enough to register such a tiny amount.

science/animal side of tumblr… explain to me the birb thing

Tail Pulling is a behavior noted in many corvids. The practical application is to create a distraction that will allow the birb to make off with the target’s food. Imagine being in the lunch room and a large fellow has a Twinkie you covet. You can’t just take it from him because he’ll defend his Twinkie. But if you thwap him on the back of his neck and then dash around to snag the Twinkie while he investigates, you stand a decent chance of enjoying spongey goodness. This is basically that in birb form.

Except corvids don’t only do this as a distraction. Sometimes they seem to just being doing it to mess with other animals/birbs. But to use my lunch room analogy, there are times you might thwap someone sneakily on the back of the neck just for amusement. Primates exhibit behavior that appears to be just be annoying other animals for amusement. Given how intelligent crows are, its not unlikely that this is a manifestation of an innate desire to just fuck with someone else for the fun of it. Such as this from the link above:

THANK YOU FOR THE BIRB KNOWLEDGE

BECAUSE IT IS FUN

This speaks to me on a molecular level.

birbs just wanna have fun

Sorry to hijack a little, but to put it bluntly, corvids are also pretty BALSY. They are more than prepared to harass other huge birds of prey which could deal them a lot of damage. There’s plenty of cases of corvids ‘riding’ other birds as well. It’s often to harass the larger bird out of the area, but as @red3blog said, they quite often (in layman’s terms) enjoy fucking shit up for fun.

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‘Where the hell is the seatbelt on this thing?’

I mean they deserve a medal for having such huge bird balls imo

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Literally no fucks are given by corvids. Ever.

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