Domain of a Bizarre Birb

tepitome:

Obama drops the dad joke of 2015.

sea-lesbian:

Thanksgiving: bonding over the carcass of an abused and exploited animal, while celebrating the genocide of millions of native people, the theft of their land, and the oppression they still experience

sweetiesugarbird:

I WANT THIS

I HAVE TWO, THEY ARE AMAZING

sunshinewhenitsraining:
“ http://sunshinewhenitsraining.tumblr.com
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will5nevercome:
“ The types of gooses
(Buy a print of this comic)
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If you have to do an interview via Skype …

memoirsofaworkingprostitute:

adulting:

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Tape googly eyes next to your webcam to help maintain eye contact.

NOTE: This is not an original tip. I saw it somewhere awhile ago, and can’t remember or figure out where. But still great advice!

OH MY GOD THIS IS GENIUS

Add a stupid face to the screen to help you keep a smile on!

uaeveggies:
“ A Real “Cute Chick” ”

uaeveggies:

A Real “Cute Chick”