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okay, storytime. At a group sleepover, there’s this girl, the most innocent thing you’ve ever met, k? She nods off on the couch early on in the night. As everyone’s getting ready to play cards, one of my friends lean back and hears her mumbling in her sleep.
My friend motions for everyone to be quiet. The girl snuggles her blanket, smiles, and in the sweetest voice, says, “Go on, Brandon. You can jump. It’s only 30 stories.”
I literally started cackling at #9
When I was sleeping beside my cousin, I woke up and mumbled “what about pepperoni?”
She wakes up and goes “what?”
“Pepperoni. Let’s get some pepperoni pizza”
“Oh okay”
Then we both fell back asleep
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