i heard u were talkin shit about secretarybirds

how could anyone not love these amazing creatures i mean just look

so beautiful

so majestic

look this one is laughing!!!!

this one is stomping a motherfuckin’ snake like A BOSS

((ok that snake is rubber but IF IT WERE A REAL SNAKE THAT BIRD WOULD STILL STOMP THE SHIT OUT OF IT I MEAN LOOK THIS IS THE AFTERMATH OF SOME GENUINE BADASS MOTHERFUCKIN’ SNAKE STOMPING))

u go motherfucker eat that fuckin’ snake hell yeah!!!

this one likes modern dance

this one’s GOTTA GO FAST!!!

THIS ONE DOESN’T EVEN GIVE A SHIT ABOUT GRAVITY IT’S GONNA FUCK UR ASS UP

in conclusion: MOTHERFUCKIN’!!!!!!!!!!!

SECRETARYBIRDS!!!!!!!!!!!

thank u and goodnight