Domain of a Bizarre Birb

thevirginitythief:

MY DAD STOLE A TREE FROM THE NEIGHBOURS LAST NIGHT AND PLANTED IT IN OUR BACK YARD OH MY GOD HE FUCKING DUG IT OUT OF THE GROUND AND CARRIED IT ACROSS THE STREET. WHO FUCKING DOES THAT? THE NEIGHBOURHOOD TREE BURGLAR? NO! MY FATHER. MY FATHER TOOK A LIVE GROWING TREE FROM THE NEIGHBOURS.

A FRIEND OF MINE STOLE MY FENCE ONCE.

Reblogged 7 years ago from strongbelwasforpresident (Originally from thevirginitythief)
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