Jesus christ, boy. Is your life really SO empty that you have to obsess over some one else’s love life. I weep for any sort of companion you may find in the future, knowing that physical appearance is literally all that matters to you.
Based on your philosophy, you must have the face and body of a god if there is any hope of anyone putting up with that ugly mouth of yours.
I truly feel sorry for you, for not being able to experience life to the fullest due to not being able to think of anything else other than sticking your dick into things.

If there was something specific you wanted to actually accomplish, it would be great if you just flat out said it instead of simply ranting raging on about your sexual frustration. If you want me to get you some razor wire and vinegar, by all means, I’ll go grab my wallet and purchase some for you.