Domain of a Bizarre Birb

asheykat:

crazysexyfierce:

fawnthefeminist:

In all seriousness I made this because it’s one of my pet peeves for guys to assume I’m dressing up/wearing makeup for THEM, but then after I made this, I’m like holy shit I made that hair dryer fuck that shoe. So then I had two reasons to put it on tumblr. 

YES

I hardly ever wore make up to school. Im too lazy especially when i already had to get up at 5 am to take a shower and get dressed. My fifteen minute ready time turns into 30 or 35 when i do makeup and thats time i would rather be sleeping. But one day i got a wild hair up my ass and did my makeup and some people noticed and some didnt. But then my friend paxton goes “Oh you’re wearing makeup. who’s it for/what’s the occasion” it was the most confusing moment of my life because i didnt understand why there had to be an occasion.