This is it folks. My very first Vine. More bad puns to follow.

Never challenge me to a bird pun contest.

If you do, Tucan play at that game. And from heron out, you will egret challenging me to bird puns.

sadnessandpuns:

On my tombstone please write “Not appreciating my puns when I was alive was a grave mistake”

underlays:

stay-ocean-minded:

underlays:

my mom asked me if i wanted cake and then i was like “no i’m ocake”

i literally can’t handle myself sometimes

the real question is why did u turn down cake

because it was sheet cake

seriouslysupernaturaleh:

I made a belt out of watches once

What a waist of time

alexscottr:

This shit got me

lukeisherenow:

dont test my pun making skills

autominous:

why was hannibal upset when he showed up late for the cannibal party

because they gave him the

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cold shoulder